Here I am Going to Post the Top 10 most Dumb Ques. People Generally Inquire in Obvious Conditions..
Check them out and laugh as much as you can 
1. At the movies:
When you meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question:- Hey, what are you doing here?
Answer:- Don’t u know, I sell tickets in black over here…
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2. In the bus:
A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…
Stupid Question:- Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer:- No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia.. …why don’t you
try again.
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3. At a funeral:
One of the teary-eyed people ask…
Stupid Question:- Why, why him, of all people.
Answer:- Why? Would it rather have been you?
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4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter
Stupid Question:-
Is the “Butter Paneer Masala” good??
Answer:- No, its terrible and made of adulterated cement. We
occassionaly also spit in it.
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5. At a family get-together:
When some distant aunt meets you after years
Stupid Question:-Munna, Chickoo, you’ve become so big.
Answer:- Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.
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6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…
Stupid Question:- Is the guy you’re marrying good?
Answer:- No,he’s a miserable wife-beating ,insensitive lout…it’s just
the money.
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7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…
Stupid Question:- Sorry. were you sleeping?
Answer:- No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in
Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping…. you dumb witted
moron.
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8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…
Stupid Question:- Hey have you had a haircut?
Answer:- No, its autumn and I’m shedding…. …
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9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…
Stupid Question:- Tell me if it hurts?
Answer:- No it wont. It will just bleed.
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10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office
asks…
Stupid Question:- Oh, so you smoke.
Answer:- Gosh, it’s a miracle …………it was a piece of chalk and
now it’s in flames!!!
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try again.
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occassionaly also spit in it.
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the money.
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Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping…. you dumb witted
moron.
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now it’s in flames!!!
